Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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