We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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