brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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