got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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