Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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