cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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