i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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