what if I'm pregnant?
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If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Semen is not good for contacts.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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