Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
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