Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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