New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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