i would punch a child for taco bell
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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