Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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