This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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