i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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