He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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