we made out on top of his cat.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Fuck me I smell like cheese
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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