what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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