Old men and throwing up are my life now.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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