you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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