once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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