Fine. I'll sleep in my office
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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