would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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