Already got asked if we're dating
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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