it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
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i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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