Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Randomize
