how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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