I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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