i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
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I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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