Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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