I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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