ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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