So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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