Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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