All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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