So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i came on her dog
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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