doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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