covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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