i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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