Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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