Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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