Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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