The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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