He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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