I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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