You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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