you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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