2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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