i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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