my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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