and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
handjob tips. give me some.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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