? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
