I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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